tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32437052012-01-01T22:50:42.169-05:00Laugh this off, Twinkletoes.Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.comBlogger31771100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-55443041128820686802012-01-01T22:49:00.000-05:002012-01-01T22:50:42.179-05:00

Career Opportunities

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-16836038091396775552011-04-15T10:35:00.002-04:002011-04-15T10:40:37.865-04:00

My submission to an Xtranormal contestA lot of rules for this one, so I couldn't get as weird as I would haveliked. Still I don't think it's too terrible.

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Burying the LeadChrist, I haven't blogged in a while. I'm so ashamed. Anyway, I was reading an article the other day, and the headline was "Inflation close to non-existent". And the first few paragraphs talk about how prices aren't going up on consumer goods. But then, halfway through the article, it notes that the prices of food and energy are indeed going up. So inflation only affects people

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Chris Puzak Poetry CornerPeter SotosWants to babysit your kidsDon't let him

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-55046361930727512842010-04-08T23:38:00.004-04:002010-04-08T23:50:15.395-04:00

Crazy people offended by crazy ad I don't know why people are complaining about this Burger King ad. If I thought crazy people were handing out free food, I would want to spend more time with them. It's well-known that the Manson family was acting under the influence of all the free donuts Charlie gave them.

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The Do-It-Yourself Giallo Generator Awesome.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-36361407037188599752010-02-21T17:10:00.000-05:002010-02-21T17:11:16.300-05:00

You're Tearing Me Apart, Lisa!

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-78180694435524702342010-02-21T15:32:00.002-05:002010-02-21T15:51:41.216-05:00

Thrill Power is Coming Back to AmericaFrom what I've read on the 2000 AD message boards, Simon and Schuster will be doing reprints of 2000 AD material in America. You can see some solictations here, here, and here. 2000 AD has terrible distribution in America(thanks for nothing, Diamond!), and it will be nice to see some Judge Dredd material in the stores again.

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Former Gorgoroth Singer Wins "Homosexual of the Year" Award If anything, he should be homosexual of the decade. Those Gorgoroth albums he sang on were great.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-39262930285225967492010-01-31T11:26:00.002-05:002010-01-31T11:42:08.799-05:00

The Best Magical Item Ever I hope I roll a 5.

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Here I am, and You're Dairy QueenI once went to the Dairy Queen on South Street in Philadelphia and ordered a chocolate milkshake. The person behind the counter informed me that they were out of milk and chocolate ice cream. I think that If you claim to be some sort of potentate of an entire food group, then you really shouldn’t be running out of it. You don’t see this sort of thing happening

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My Mind on My Fiat Currency, and my Fiat Currency on My Mind

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Recently seen on Old York Road I drove by a hairdresser yesterday named Solaris Hair Salon. Presumably this means the store itself is a sentient being and your hair gets cut by mental projections of your dead relatives.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-14288430098593663942010-01-23T10:58:00.002-05:002010-01-23T11:01:20.134-05:00

Some dude from Baywatch Hawaii to play Conan the Barbarian This sounds about as cool as the news that the new Mad Max movie will have CGI and no Mel Gibson. Lame.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-17518799760328728082010-01-23T10:35:00.003-05:002010-01-23T10:55:59.741-05:00

James Patterson,Inc James Patterson is an even bigger hack than you imagaine, but I was not aware his first novel won an Edgar Award. I might have to check that one out

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-20072918716064265502010-01-19T00:48:00.004-05:002010-01-19T01:05:58.815-05:00

It didn't start with Conan O'Brien Even back in the 60s, NBC was willing to screw up its late-night programming.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-47083455732881894542009-12-24T19:22:00.001-05:002009-12-24T19:24:11.547-05:00

New song from AbortedAborted's past couple albums were a little too wimpy for my taste, but this is nice return to form for them. It's a Christmas miracle!

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My New Favorite Site on the Internet Oh Lamebook, how did I not know about you before this?

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-1637007127589271852009-11-09T22:24:00.003-05:002009-11-09T22:51:53.661-05:00

The Eyes Seem to Follow YouWhen I feel stressed out, I just look at the postcard of Jim. J. Bullock and find the strength to go on.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-72946663297147745982009-10-28T21:45:00.003-04:002009-10-28T21:52:31.963-04:00

Comic strip mashups I think the Sin City one is my favorite, but they're all good.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-69106444575316511122009-10-23T00:45:00.001-04:002009-10-23T00:45:57.248-04:00

No One Should Die at a Concert, But Everyone Should Die at a RaveSome music reviews:Megadeth - Endgame - If Dave Mustaine would drop the whole Jesus thing, get back on the drugs, stop talking about how he was unfairly kicked out of Metallica, and just concentrate on thrashing, he might actually write an album that’s as good as Rust in Peace. As it is, he’s written that’s almost as good Countdown

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Trapped Under Vice Looks like Fenriz of Darkthrone put together a mix CD for Vice magazine. As you might expect, Fenriz has impeccable taste in music. Money quote - " I also start with two tracks that have a really underground sound, so I will lose all posers that try to listen to the mix."

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-16594021292800007362009-10-18T11:18:00.001-04:002009-10-18T11:20:07.918-04:00

Oh Mummy!This is only really funny if you've seen the Doctor Who episode "Pyramids of Mars" about 20 times, like I have.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-46021366880477058932009-10-13T23:42:00.002-04:002009-10-13T23:53:22.106-04:00

Good Thing My Professional Football Career Never Got off the Ground I'm sticking with Dance Dance Revolution.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-12131992082399502422009-10-10T10:15:00.002-04:002009-10-10T10:18:33.593-04:00

Kate Gosselin Does not Deserve Our Pity So true, but I don't know if we'll ever be rid of her. The problem is that if you watch Jon and Kate Plus 8 then you have to get someone else to watch an episode within seven days, or else Kate Gosselin will crawl out of the television and eat your soul.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-73412606997788316812009-10-10T10:05:00.001-04:002009-10-10T10:07:02.621-04:00

Regretsy I really need that brushed fleece poncho.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-15546455037674166232009-09-27T22:10:00.002-04:002009-09-27T22:30:34.092-04:00

Clearing Up a Few MisconceptionsAfter watching this classic W.A.S.P. video, you may be under the impression that nurses spend their nights capturing the souls of young women, putting them in test tubes, and then dancing around in skimpy outfits and working out on exercise machines. My wife is a nurse who works the night shift, and from what I understand this video is incredibly misleading and not

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-7504334735748774122009-09-27T22:07:00.002-04:002009-09-27T22:08:53.137-04:00

Random Thought from a New HomeownerSurely there's a easy way to tell the plants from the weeds in my yard. Maybe I should just pave it all over to be safe.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-58064689442559031152009-09-09T20:51:00.002-04:002009-09-09T21:24:59.538-04:00

Paul Levitz out at DC What does this mean for the future? Who knows. If it means more money for DC to keep doing what they're doing, then that's a good thing, even though I detest all the mega-crossovers DC has been releasing. At least I can ignore all that and read Fables. Unfortunately, what will probably happen is that Warners will get rid of Vertigo,find new and interesting ways to screw up

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-9314983763097851972009-09-09T19:07:00.002-04:002009-09-09T20:05:18.962-04:00

The Footnotes of Madmen Fun historical trivia about each episode. Even more exciting: official Patio T-shirts.

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The Wolf is at your Door The shirt is lame as hell, but the user comments are pure gold.

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Cheer up AmericaOnly the biodegradable portion of Michael Jackson is gone. With all the plastic surgery he's had, we will still have parts of Michael Jackson around for years to come.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-7021717469331223692009-05-18T21:59:00.001-04:002009-05-18T21:59:38.800-04:00

Hipsters That is all.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-14044509095627049452009-05-03T13:43:00.002-04:002009-05-03T14:00:01.284-04:00

Philadelphians don't want slot machines in the Gallery I can understand this. When you're at The Gallery, and you have to deal with the drugged-out homeless people, the incredibly fat women with their broods of feral children, and the bathrooms that look like a scene from Pier Paolo Pasolini’s film Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom, you wouldn't that magical ambiance ruined by the presence of a slot

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-49555592178770986852009-04-10T19:23:00.001-04:002009-04-10T19:24:33.192-04:00

Gorguts covering Morbid AngelAwesome!

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-65748108349004448012009-04-10T19:16:00.001-04:002009-04-10T19:17:39.181-04:00

I Did Not Know Haemorrhage Has a Music VideoOh happy day!

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-27830851856286164072009-04-10T18:28:00.001-04:002009-04-10T18:31:27.683-04:00

Voivod tearing it upGood times.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-37181017020164492012009-04-01T22:30:00.003-04:002009-04-01T22:43:21.189-04:00

Information Wants to Be FreeBut sometimes there's just a little too much information, especially on Facebook -Exhibit AExhibit BSome of this stuff is not safe for work. Also, some of it will want to make you throw up.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-81009867510986275502009-04-01T01:39:00.003-04:002009-04-01T01:50:28.333-04:00

Goodbye DarioLisa and I lost one of our guinea pigs to an infection today. Dario, whom I named after horror movie director Dario Argento, was not the most sociable of animals, but he was our pet, and we will miss him very much.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-77734955420172655542009-03-11T20:22:00.003-04:002009-03-11T20:26:40.909-04:00

Memo from the Department of Irony I was at the supermarket, and I overhead a man saying to his wife, "I'm not going to those self-checkout lanes. They're taking jobs away from people." He said this right after taking money out of the ATM.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-40970351543603358552009-03-05T21:25:00.002-05:002009-03-05T21:47:05.339-05:00

Other Bands Play, Manowar Live With Their Parents I know this really shouldn't surprise me. I'm pretty sure 99 percent of heavy metal musicians have boring jobs and normal lives. Still, it's hard to wrap my mind around the fact that the members of Manowar don't live in a castle guarded by dragons. One of the commenters on this post claimed that Abbath from Immortal runs an in-home daycare center,

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-22970754143068633202009-02-28T10:00:00.002-05:002009-02-28T10:02:21.922-05:00

Let's not even get into pokingHow true.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-76128379257346420502009-02-04T18:11:00.002-05:002009-02-04T18:23:46.985-05:00

Metal Maniacs closing down I loved Metal Maniacs in high school. It was the only way to find out about new death metal bands in those days, although it was frustrating reading it at times, because they were always writing about awesome bands whose albums I had no way of purchasing at the Camelot Music in the Colonial Park Mall in Harrisburg. I don't think the magazine ever topped the glory days

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-3879274922177447022009-02-02T21:03:00.001-05:002009-02-02T21:08:00.717-05:00

MBAs applying for Theme Park jobs I hope this recession doesn't mean I have to go work at Hershey Park again. I still have nightmares about the Frog Bog.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-25490876181325489202009-01-31T10:16:00.002-05:002009-01-31T10:29:09.038-05:00

My poor newspaperThe Triangle, the student newspaper at Drexel University, just went a month without having an editor-in-chief. What the hell's going on over there? And more importantly, why did they ever get rid of Vlad the Impaler's Lotto Numbers? That's when things really started going downhill.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-85038610090479592982009-01-30T20:52:00.002-05:002009-01-30T20:54:29.933-05:00

It's official: Hollywood hates Isaac Asimov I didn't think it could worse than the I,Robot movie. But then I found out that Roland Emmerich is directing a movie of Foundation. Kill me now.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-12390780302335278152009-01-30T20:51:00.003-05:002009-01-30T20:52:07.991-05:00

I'm concerned that my son has a secret girlfriend I don't think she should worry.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-38862401922175146942008-12-28T11:40:00.002-05:002008-12-28T11:42:54.487-05:00

It's times like this I wish I was 50 years younger,and a womanI would would leopard-print pants if it meant that Lemmy Kilmister would drive a motorcycle into my living room.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-81509638862918658182008-12-24T23:32:00.004-05:002008-12-28T11:40:57.741-05:00

The best interview with a band I have ever read in my entire lifePart 1. Part 2. This is an absolutely hilarious interview with the black metal band Vondur. I think they were probably just joking around, but I like to think they were completely serious.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-76918048804585142192008-12-22T20:45:00.003-05:002008-12-22T20:46:40.367-05:00

Rockin' version of my favorite Christmas songKing Diamond doing "No Presents for Christmas" with a little help from Metallica.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-83901025698602130932008-12-17T22:12:00.002-05:002008-12-18T22:48:13.701-05:00

The Benny Hillifier That's what the R. Budd Dwyer video has been missing - Yakkity Sax playing in the background.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-45217115260936664692008-12-06T00:35:00.002-05:002008-12-06T00:44:17.062-05:00

Let's Go Get Sushi And Not Pay A sequel to Repo Man? Alex Cox is writing and directing, so there's a slight possibility this might be good. The idea certainly doesn't make me want to vomit blood the way that proposed remake of They Live does.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-57211562824657365182008-12-05T18:10:00.001-05:002008-12-05T18:10:45.384-05:00

My Favorite Bit from A Bit of Fry and Laurie

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-72701769714166853872008-11-29T01:19:00.003-05:002008-11-29T01:22:47.993-05:00

Hey it’s Thanksgiving so why not write about what I did on Halloween?I just didn’t realize I didn’t post anything about the Exhumed Films 24 hour film festival I attended on Halloween. This was the second year they did this, and as awesome as last year’s marathon was, this year’s was even better. Here’s what we watched and what I thought - John Carpenter’s The Fog – If I had to watch one movie

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-86279911781645343202008-11-28T16:33:00.002-05:002008-11-28T16:39:11.470-05:00

Mighty God King Confronts His Adolescent Reading HabitsPart 1. Part 2. Part 3. My favorites are the Piers Anthony, Harry Turtledove, and Robert Asprin covers.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-46051270073709561202008-11-24T18:17:00.004-05:002008-11-24T19:29:33.849-05:00

Stop the presses: Americans uninformed about things I took the quiz and got a 33 out of 33. It's a shame you can't make money off this sort of thing.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-38652063512502553162008-11-18T21:29:00.002-05:002008-11-18T21:42:05.775-05:00

Evan Dorkin vs. Big Apple Con Evan Dorkin wins. I was at the show over the summer, and I didn't think it was as horrible as this, but then I wasn't stuck behind a table in artists alley for two days.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-61835882777709867752008-11-18T13:15:00.002-05:002008-11-18T13:26:53.969-05:00

Ron Paul Has a PosseNot as good as Mike Gravel's music videos, but there seem to be some Suicide Girls in this one. Advantage: Ron Paul!

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-7480450432824446352008-11-13T23:17:00.002-05:002008-11-13T23:30:00.492-05:00

No One Should Die at a Concert, But Everyone Should Die at a RaveViolent Coercion - a couple guys from Neurosis were in this band before they formed Neurosis. If you like awesome thrashy hardcore (and really, who doesn't?), then get their ten song 1983 demo here.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-24624895190045184002008-11-13T22:41:00.002-05:002008-11-13T23:04:04.451-05:00

The soundtrack for America's inexorable economic declineGoat Vulva. The side-project of Beherit front man Nuclear Holocausto, Goat Vulva sounds an awful lot like Beherit, so if you like noisy black metal that sounds like it was recorded in a septic tank, this is for you. It sounds awful, but if it sounded good, then poseurs might listen to it. We obviously don't want that, do we? Here's

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-88333287643932187842008-11-10T22:34:00.002-05:002008-11-10T22:35:41.741-05:00

What's got two thumbs and a ticket to the Amebix show in Philadelphia in January?This guy!

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Blacks vs. Gays - Who Will Survive and What Will Be Left of Them?The success of Proposition 8 may be bad for gays and America, but it's pretty good news for anyone who wants to do a gay-themed remake of The Thing with Two Heads. Oh wait, no one wants to do that. Never mind. Go about your business. These aren't the droids we're looking for.

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Hey how about some pictures from Guatemala?I don’t normally take pictures and I neglected to bring my camera with me to Guatemala. I picked one up at the airport, but since I was in the tourist district, there wasn’t much to take pictures of except bars and some abandoned buildings. Or I could have taken pictures of all the cops walking around with shotguns, but they didn’t seem like the kind of

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My only political endorsement this yearStriborg for PA State Auditor General.

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Back from GuatemalaI'm not completely caught up with all the news yet, but from what I gather, the country is now led by a man named Joe the Plumber, who may or may not have been in charge of nationalizing our banking system. Also, the lead singer of Gorgoroth has decided to live out his Project Runway fantasies. What's up with that? And now, a message from General Zod -

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Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfastI'm going to Guatemala for two weeks on a business trip. Pleas try not to let the entire American economy collapse while I'm gone.

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I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by fiat currency

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Things which confuse me and no one elseTMZ- My wife, and apparently many other people love this celebrity gossip show. As far as I can tell, the shows consists of video footage of celebrities leaving nightclubs while paparazzi shout questions at them, celebrities entering nightclubs while paparazzi shout questions at them, and bits where people sit in the TMZ “newsroom” and discuss the footage of

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Rohrshach's San Diego Comic-Con Journal This made me giggle.

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Look for the Union LabelProbably not safe for work.

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I Wish I Could Vomit Blood On You...PeopleIt's bad enough that I have to wake up today and read stories in the Wall Street Journal and read that the third largest bank failure in American history occurred yesterday and that politicians in Washington are seriously considering using taxpayer money to bail out Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, but I got in a car accident today. I was sitting at a red

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Where a Kid Can Be A Kid

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Mikhail Gorbachev vs. Communist ZombiesIt's a shame the music is kind of lame, as this oe of the most awesome music videos I have ever seen.

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Spin the Black Circle I though this was a lot of fun, although the last level is pretty tough.

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The Sound That Abounds and Resounds and Rebounds Off the CeilingMusic Reviews of the Day:Be Persecuted - I.I. From what little I can find out about them on the Internet, Be Persecuted is the first black metal band from mainland China. More precisely, they are a “depressive/suicidal black metal” band, which is just an awkward way of saying they sound like Burzum and Abyssic Hate. So, if you like

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Shotgun JusticeThe almighty Razor in action. The happiest day of my life was my wedding day, but the second happiest was the day I found several Razor albums on vinyl at George's Song Shop in downtown Johnstwon,Pennsylvania. This video was supposedly banned from television; I suppose the television executives figured people couldn't handle such sheer awesomeness. All I know is that I think it

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I Demand a Recount72As a 1930s husband, I amSuperiorTake the test!

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You Suffer...But Why?Some random 1988 Napalm Death rehearsal I found on Soulseek.

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Procession of Black DoomDo you Finish doom metal legends Unholy? Sure, we all do! So why not download their first demo Kill Jesus, from back in the day when they were still called Holy Hell. As a wise man once said, get this or die a poseur.

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A Question of MannersThere’s an incident from my childhood that I’ve been thinking about recently (and no it’s not the time I was molested by a priest; I’m saving that tale for me E: True Hollywood Story episode). I was about 13 years old, and I was in an arcade playing S.T.U.N. Runner. I was feeling pretty good, as I was doing well. Then I heard someone cough behind me. After completing a level,

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Why Was I Not Informed of This?"Mass in Blood" by Upsidedown Cross. Why can't all music videos be this awesome?

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Black Mass of AbsuI don't know much about Black Mass of Absu. I know that they were from Buffalo, founded by a man who calls himself Mr. Ski Mask, and once released a split 7-inch with Gonkulator. I decided to upload their 1995 demo because I played it for my pet guinea pigs,and they seemed to enjoy it. If thick, sludgy black metal with song titles like "Virgin Sodomy and Decapitation" and "H.I.V

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What Shape Is Fun?I was at the supermarket today and decided to pick up some chicken nuggets. As I was putting them in the freezer at home , I made the most delightful discovery - these were no ordinary chicken nuggets. Tyson Foods, fresh from the success of their pamphlet instructing consumers how to successfully pray at mealtime, is now providing chicken nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.From

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The Mind Vanished, and the Flesh Vanished,but The Bones RemainedI was flipping through some old issues of Alan Moore's run Swamp Thing recently, and it was painfully obvious that the companies buying advertising in the comic had absolutely no idea what was in the comic. It's a little weird reading a story about a woman eating a psychedelic sweet potato so she can have sex with her giant plant

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What if God Were One of Us?

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The Best things in Life are Free

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Ride to Live, Live to RideI was discussing Greyhound busses with a friend the other day, and I mentioned the time Lisa and I took a Greyhound bus to Atlantic City and we spent half the trip sitting near a guy who was sitting in a puddle of his own urine. I’ve been thinking about this guy for the past couple of days and I’ve been wondering: what if that was someone else’s puddle of urine he was

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McSweeney's Doesn't Want My ListsTry, try again, I suppose. Here's what I sent them -Things Ronnie James Dio has fought on stage besides a giant inflatable dragonWizardDemonMedieval KnightMale Pattern BaldnessBelinda CarliseThings found in the Honeycomb HideoutBig, big tasteBig, big crunchBig, big, biteRain-damaged May 1985 issue of Playboy magazineEuphemisms for insults hurled at me by 14 year

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Although my online petition for more nudity on the part of Scarlett Johansson was unsuccessful, I remain undeterred Please sign the Angry Renter petition. I know it probably won't do any good, but I think it's the right thing to do. Also, please sign the "Stop Uwe Boll from Making Movies" petition, as that is definitely the right thing to do.

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Throw Out Christ and Bring Back ThorThis Internet meme may be old and busted, but I still got a kick out of this

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House of Cards It appears that about the only things that can be verified in the book Bringing Down the House is that there is a game called blackjack, and it is occasionally played in Las Vegas. Other than that, who knows? As someone who enjoyed the book and recommended it to others, I am extremely disappointed.

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Mike Gravel - The Gift That Keeps on Giving

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A Trend of Which I Do Not ApproveAs Auric Goldfinger once said “Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action.” I’m not going to panic yet, but this is just downright disturbing. I know we’ve all looked at the spiky armbands worn by Slayer guitarist Kerry King and thought, “Boy, it would be super keen if could have those.” But to repurpose fast food containers as

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ListsI submitted these to McSweeney's for their lists section, and they rejected them. I'll keep trying to submit to them, but I figured since they didn't want these, I might as well just post them here instead o letting them sit on my hard drive.Unfortunate Names for StrippersTungstenEmulsionRock TumblerCancerAnaphylactic ShockRutherford B. HayesLesser Known Choose Your Own Adventure booksYou

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Some guy has sex with a picnic table Maybe he thought it was Nicole Ritchie.

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New Retard-o-Tron video out I was talking with my personal shopper Denise the other day,and I said to her,"Denise, go find me a video mixtape full of crazy movie clips, bizarre shenanigans, and all around hijinks." "Will you let me out of this cage, and allow me to wear something other than a halter top and fur loincloth?" she asked."Of course not, you ridiculous woman," I replied, "We have

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Mike Gravel joins the Libertarian party. On the up side, he does make the druid and the guy who turned himself blue drinking colloidal silver seem slightly less kooky by comparison. Gravel has a few good ideas, but he's not particularly Libertarian. Then again, the Libertarian party is so desperate for attention they'll pretty much accept anyone as a member. I could send them an e-mail telling

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Why we're screwedI was reading an article in the New York Times yesterday about the explosion of the Japanese housing bubble in the early 90s and how they're still reeling from the effects of it bursting. The fact that Japan is still a functioning country should give us some hope, but it doesn't really. For one thing, the Japanese have a high rate of personal savings, and Americans tend to have

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Slumburbia I think some of the author's assertions are questionable (people want to move to the cities because of Friends?) but it's hard to look at the suburbs in places like Ohio and not think that he has a point. I do think unless gas prices come down significantly over the next few years it's not going to be much fun living far away from major metropolitan areas. Then again, we I was about 14

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Philadelphia free wireless program on the rocks I never really understood the rationale behind this initiative. It's not exactly difficult or particularly expensive to get DSL. Also, if money's an issue, I've heard about these ancient devices known as "modems" which can also get you on the Internet. Do we really have nothing better to worry about in Philadelphia than the fact that poor people

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